My Dad's sister
Posted by scarlet_hue at 08:51 PM on May 9, 2005.
She's here, she's finally here! The one and only, the female form of Lucifer! /omg
All the bad things that are happening under her nose IS clearly NOT coincidence(sp?). First, our phone got disconnected the very day we fetched her from the airport. Second, our tri-ysis connection followed suit. Third, my parents' aren't in speaking terms. See what i mean?
Now, let me enumerate the things that annoys me when she's here:
First, whenever she's here she feels like she owns OUR house. Like her very own resthouse here in Manila, and we are no more than just BUMS who lives and takes care of this house while she's not here. DUH. Sometimes i want to whack her face with our Certificate of Land title just to remind her that it's OUR house! Ugly and crumbling it may be, it's still OURS! *Incredible hulk mode.
Second, she's like, cleaning, vacuuming, doing the dishes and stuff I'M supposed to do. Great, now she's also stolen my only means of working out this summer. But really, that's not the only reason i'm fuming about. It's kinda insulting when she does that you know, she's like verbally telling us that our house is dirty and unkempt. It's not really dirty, but it isn't squeaky clean either. We're not narcissistic and can stand a little bit of dust. Being too clean isn't good for the health either no. Oh well, i'll just let her do all those chores to keep her busy. That way, i'll be busy too... making a mess to keep her busy. /gg
Third, she's trying waaay too hard to know my dirty little secrets so that she'll have gossip to feed our naturally-born-rumormonger-relatives. Of course, i've got nothing to hide from her. She can even hire a PI to do some background investigation but then again, she can just go ask my mom. She'll tell everything about me that might rouse her interest. Touche.
Fourth, i just can't stand her FACE! She's not ugly, but she's making herself ugly. She's got a nose job 6 years ago and now it looks like it's rotting, just like MJ's case. She's trying too hard to look beautiful; whitening lotions, exfoliants and stuff. But let's face it, she's already 43 years old and older as each day pass. All hope to find a man who'll marry her had already ceased years ago.
Fifth, her clothes. She just can't stop buying those extravagantly expensive Guess clothing while the whole world is suffering from poverty. And believe me, those clothes are crap. Take it from an antifashion here. Whenever i see a Guess store, i remember her and i just can't help myself from laughing. Picture this: she lives in a province, in a small town of fishermen who have barely enough to feed their family. And there she is, wearing expensive designer clothes nobody there even cares about. What's up with that? I'd have forgiven her if she lived in an opulent subdivision where Bench/ clothes are just considered as "work clothes" but bitch, please.
Well, that's it for now. Her Lowness has arrived after a tiring day of spreading evil around Manila. ~_~
Btw before i go, Parokya ni Edgar's First day Funk is teh sex. *salutes the prof* xD
