Have you ever felt that your cat is so boring? That your cat is so ordinary and worthless? Fret not, for the new LASER CAT 2010 is here!

It shoots laser through it's eyes! Now, Dogs can no longer chase this poor kitten away!

Can snipe and blow your enemies' heads off and the police won't even know who did it!

The Lasercat 2010 can also be trained to be a proffesional ninja!!
And that's not all, it also comes in different colors! So what are you waiting for? Order now for 999 pesos and get a Litterbox for FREE!! Call now at 999-0000! The first ten callers will get a 10% discount and free delivery! *Available only in Luzon
Accepts all major credit cards
Shucks, di talaga ako marunong mag endorse. Wakakaka.
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