I feel frustrated. GUSTO KO NG BAGONG LAYOUT! But it seems my hand is resisting its creative itch for the first time. *sigh*

I feel like crying ;_;

EDIT: Lol, nakagawa na rin ng bagong layout ;D

I downloaded a screen pal from kao-ani and it's sooooo cute! I thought it's a screensaver at first pero hindi. It's like a cyberpet! But you don't have to feed or take care of it, basta naglalakad-lakad lang sya sa desktop mo. Tumatalon, natutulog.. etc. BASTA ang cute!! xD

Eto sya o.. can you spot poe the sheep in my screen? xD


And this is him, trying to read my IM convos xD


POE! OMG, he's gonna fall!!! ...Buti nga sayo xD

OMG, i am so addicted with these cute screen babies of mine, specially with poe the sheep and the 3 cats xD. They're just so adorable! Their job is to entertain you during long hours of school project, diverts your attention when you're downloading a really big file, etc etc. And did i tell you that they're so cute? xD

Anyways, those are the screenmates i have now. I'm still gonna look for more, cuter ones xD

Poe the sheep- Poe, my very first screenmate. He's the reason why i've become so hooked with screenmates. Ang cute cute kasi nya e xD.
Favour Cat - The Cutest cat of the three. Sya ang pinakamalambing xD
Silver Cat - Pinakapayat! At siya ang least favorite ko sa mga cats xD
Fafa Cat - Maladi! hahaha, babae ata sya e, kaya ang landi tignan xD
Makibao - Teh Dancing Hippo! Lolz, akala ko aso nung una.. hippo pala xD
Orange - Makulit na orange! Hihihi, best opened pag meron kang poe the sheep. Lagi kasi silang nagbubungguan e xD
Bad badtz maru - Masungit to. Kilala nyo naman kung sino to di ba? xD
Happy House - Hamster. Di sya kagaya ng iba. Para syang tamagotchi. Pero cute! xD

Don't ever leave the person who loves you for the person you like. Because, The person you like will leave you for the one he loves.

Don't ever leave the person who loves you, huh? I guess that's common sense. And i am regretfully admitting that i have no common sense.


I am really sorry that i had not given you a chance.
I've always denied that i had feelings for you too.
But you were still there, understanding and comforting me
But now, i guess the tables have been turned.
Your heart doesn't yearn for me anymore
After what i have done to tear your feelings apart?
I deserve this punishment.



Ang pag-ibig, ganyan talaga
Pag bago ang pagibig
Ganyan talaga, masaya..

Pagkagising ko, nakita ko si juan
Na syang adik, sa aming lugar
parang drogang walang bisa
na ginamit niya, kanina

Sa una lang daw.. masarap

Ang pagibig, ganyan talaga
ako'y nilamon ng pagibig
Ganyan talaga.. Masaya.

Ang pagibig, ganyan talaga
ako'y nilamon ng pagibig
Ganyan talaga.. Masaya..

Masaya..

Eddie Gil jokes

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Medyas

Isang alalay: Boss Eddie Gil, bakit magkaiba ang
medyas mo?

Isang green,isang red.

Eddie Gil: Ewan ko nga kung saan ito nabili ni
Misis. May isang pares pa ako na ganito sa
bahay.

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Apollo 13 reporter: mr. Eddie Gil, have you
watched "Apollo 13".

Eddie Gil: no, i might not undertand it.
reporter: why??

Eddie Gil: because i wasn't able to watch Apollo
part 1 to 12.

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There was a mirror that eats liars.

pangit: I think I'm CUTE! - kinain siya.

Taba: I think I'm SEXY! - kinain siya.

Eddie Gil: I think.. - kinain na.
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pabili nga po cheeseburger, with cheese.



nyii...
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Q> bakit sikat si sadako?

A>kc lumalabas cya sa TV
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday
School. Usually she slept through the class. One
day the teacher called on her while she was
napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the
universe?''

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy
seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and
jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted
Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary
fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our
Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from
her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the
rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!''
shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,''
and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third
question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she
had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny
jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up
and shouted, ''If you stick that thing in me one
more time, I'll break it in half!''

The Teacher fainted.
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Excerpts from PB:

Tomas: Binubuo na namn ni Abubakar Janjalani
ang ABU SAYYAF. Bumalik sila sa basilan at
ngayon e angre-recruit sila ng bagong members.

Tomas: naglabas daw sila ng AD para bumilis
ang recruitment nila.

Ka Noli: Ow? Anong sinasabi sa AD?

Tomas: "JANJALANI KAMI DYO-JOIN KAYO?"
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Dagul: BROSIAA!!! Saan mo na naman tinabi
yung Ballpen ko?!!! ANAK NG TINAPA!

Brosia: Sir ayan po sa tenga nyo o.

Dagul: .................

Dagul: ALAM KO!! Kaya nga tinatanong ko kung
saan, sa kanan o sa kaliwa?!!!
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Senior: sabi ng mga poker cronies ko, kaya daw
ako tumataba e dahil malaks akong kumian ng ice
cream. Hindi nila alam na tatlong linggo kong
inuubos ang siang galon.

Tomas at Bab: isang galon? Tatlong linggo?

Senior: OO. Linggo ng Umaga, Linggo ng tanghali
at Linggo ng gabi.
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Anak: bwisit na teacher yan! Wala naman akong
ginawa e pinarusahan ako.

Tomas: ANO?! Hindi Tama yon ah! Matawagan
nga...

Anak: e.. tay... h-hwag nyo na hong tawagan...

Tomas: Hello? Miss Nobatos? bakit mo naman
pinarusahan ang anak ko e wala naman daw
siyang ginawa?!

Miss Nobatos: wala nga...

Miss Nobatos: Wala siyang ginawang homework.
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Ano yung bulletproof na isda?
e di...

PATING! PATING! PATING!
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May tatlong joke ako sa inyong lahat:

Joke Joke Joke!

nyii...
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ano ang hayop na laging namamaril?

edi KamBENG !! KamBENG !! KamBENG !!
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Sino ang pumatay kay Lapu-lapu?


e di yung mangingisda!
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Kung ang Araw ay Kaibigan ni Bituin... Sino
naman kaibigan ni Buwan?

Edi itanong mo sa Buwan!
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Eto sa isang Stadium nag karoon ng contest.

Paramihan ng anak

American: I HAVE 26 CHILDREN

The Crowd: BOOO!!!!

Chinese: moshi moshi sans I have 86 sons

The Crowd: BOO!!!

Pinoy: *Raises His 2 Arms*

The Crowd: DADDY! DADDY DADDY! DADDY!
DADDY!

American & Chinese: Nyek!
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Q: there's a four passenger car. Inside was Papa
bear, Mama bear and Baby bear.
Who was the last person?

A: eh di yung dri-BEAR!
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bkt nalelate ang centipede sa
school????????????????

kasi nag sasapatos!!
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anong hayop nagsusuot ng brief?

edi BIRD!

anong hayop naman nagsusuot ng panty?

edi elePANTY
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there was an airplaine that crashed. every
SINGLE person died. who were the survivors?

the MARRIED people!

acheche!!
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Doctor: what happened to your two red ears?

kikay: i was ironing when the phone rang and i
picked up the iron instead.

Doctor: oh dear! and what happened to your other
ear.

kikay: ang pota,tumawag ulit...
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Bakit panget ikasal si Beth Tamayo kay Kenny
Loggins???

baka maging bethloggins
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Q: Kung meron kid-napper at car-napper, eh di
ano tawag sa magnanakaw ng sapatos?

Robber-Shoes
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People these days are so immoral!
I was in a church and saw someone lighting his
cigarette!
So horrendous!

I was so shocked I almost dropped my beer!
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now for some "bad" jokes

learning to count

isang araw tinu2ruan ng nanay ni boy si boy na
magbilang sa pamamagitan ng steps sa pag ihi..


anak gani2 yan


1 unbutton pants
2 ibaba ang pants
3 pull foreskin back
4 pee
5 ibalik ang balat
6 itaas ang pantalon
7 i botunoes



isang araw narinig niya si boy na umiihi

1...2....3....4...5...6....7
sabi niya sa sarili "ang galing ko talaga.. na2ruan
ko ang anak ko magbilang"


pagkatapos ng isang linggo narinig niya si boy na
mabilis na nag bibilang habang umiihi
ng.............................

3.5.3.5.3.5.3.5.3.5.3.5.3.5.3.5.3.5.3.5.3.5.3.5.3.5

eewwwwww
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for the final dash....
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HEADLINES

Message:

*Dalawang kalbo,nag-sabunutan.

* Capt. Hook dumaan sa Quiapo, pinirata!!!

* Palaisdaan, nasunog!!!

* Tahanang Walang Hagdan, inakyat!!!

* Bakla sumali sa away, napasubo!!!

* Bagong tuli nagyabang, lumaki ang ulo!!!

* Unanong madre, napagkamalang penguin!!!

* Bulag nakapatay, nagdilim daw ang
paningin!!!

* Iceman nanood ng porno, nag-init!!!

* Tindera ng suka, tinoyo!!!

* Teacher nagkamali, tinuruan ng leksyon!!!

* Lolo naakusahang nang-rape, pero sa
korte....biktima daw kc ayaw tumayo!!!

* Eroplano nag-crash, lahat ng pasahero
namatay sabi ng mga survivor

* Basurero nagsampa ng kaso, binasura!!!

* Dahil may reklamo, eskwelahan ng mga bingi
nag-noise barrage!!!

* Tubero, nagka-tulo!!!

* Lalaki natagpuang pugot ang ulo, inaalam pa
kung buhay!!!

* Barbero tumestigo sa krimen, ayaw
paniwalaan!!!

* Misis ng photographer, nakunan!!!

* Tindera ng tubig, namatay sa uhaw!!!

* Kaso ng pilay, nilalakad!!!

* Invisible man, nakita na!!!

* Bakla lumuhod sa simbahan, pinalabas!!!

* Labandera nagkamali, sinabon!!!

Darn, there's nothing else left in this stupid house but instant noodles to eat. And what's worse is, i cooked the last bowl of yakisoba, which was, the most decent among the other instant noodles here the wrong way.

So here's what i did. I poured hot water in the bowl and put the flavorings ALREADY. Which is, the most stupidest thing i've ever done during the process. And then, after 6 minutes, i poured off all the hot water INCLUDING the flavorings which wasn't supposed to be there yet. And then, VIOLA! i was left with nothing but soggy noodles with the faint taste of its supposed to be flavorings that just went down the drain along with the hot water.

Bon Appetit.

Urgh.

Okay, before i give you my story for the day, let me chart a recap of what we [me and my 'rents] did today.

Morning:
9:30 - 11:00 - We went to the church to hear the sunday mass. [Kasama pa namin si Kuya dito]

11:30 - 12:30 - After dropping my big bro home [ayaw sumama e], my parents declared that we're going to pray at the monastery of the pink sisters again. But on our way there, we had a short coffee break at Robinsons Dasma . [Biglang ginutom si pops]

[Insert the story for the day here] - Pero mamaya na yung details. ^_~

12:30 - 4:30 - We had finally reached the monastery. Me and my parents prayed there and savored the beauty of the place.

5:00 - 6:00 - We went to people's park and chilled out. [Literally and figuratively. ^_~] After an hour of relaxation and making fun of the vendors there, [Lakas na naman trip ng dad ko xD] we finally decided to call it a day and go home.

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It was my first time to go inside robinsons dasma and the most funniest thing happened there. My dad suddenly got hungry, so we took a break and decided to eat at the KFC inside. It was just our luck that the new crew of Starstruck Teens have a show there. Being a Philippine Showbiz hater, i just ignored the fact of them being there. So, me and my mom went to the CRs to do some, *eherm* rituals. Nakapila yung mom ko sa isang cubicle at nagpapaka-kikay naman ako sa may salamin nang biglang may pumasok na 2 starstruck teens. So, as usual, nagkagulo yung ibang tao sa loob ng CR. Some of them were wooing the 2 girls. [sorry, di ko kasi sila kilala e.] And then, the most funniest and wierdest thing happened. Napagkamalan din akong taga-starstruck! xD They were taking pics and the boys were waving at me, shouting: "Miss, pa-autograph naman!"; While the girls were giggling and pointing at me, saying: "Ayun, may isa pang artista na nasa dulo, yung nagsusuklay!" E ako lang naman yung nagsusuklay dun e! xD Lol. I was really dumbstricken back then. Buti na lang my mom pulled me away and we ran to KFC, Laughing as hard as we can. xD